chozowarrior:
Gracie, the fashionable yet forgettable city gal? Nobody knows that Sable dislocated her neck for taking their business. Redd, the mysterious yet devious fox? Nobody knows that Katrina bribes him at pond smelt-point to sell her fake paintings. Wendell, the jolly pattern seller? Nobody knows he asks for fish because he has Type 2 Crossabetes. Puddles, the adorable pink frog? Yeah no fuck that bitch, she’s a cunt.
YOU SENT US THIS DIDN’T YOU
I CAUGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER