One time I bought a baby crib, or maybe it was a stroller..? But anyways it had what it looked like a baby in it so I declared it mine and Punchy's baby. Call me creepy but our love had to be expressed somehow. After a few weeks, Punchy came into my house during the flea market and asked to buy our baby. I was excited because I thought he wanted to spend some time with our baby, so I gave it to him. On Tuesday I went to look in the recycling bin, only to see our "baby" in it. Why Punchy? Why?:'(