The Date
You’ve been dating this tall, handsome man for about three years now. The two of you are sitting on the porch of his lakeside manor after he unexpectedly invites you over. The scene is stunningly beautiful: a deep orange-red color emanates from the setting sun, painting over the glistening body of water and swaying trees. “…Hello, anon-chan,” the man finally says. His voice is more endearing than ever. “I’m sorry to invite you over so suddenly, but I’ve been thinking a lot recently. I’ve been thinking about… you” Your mind starts to race. Could he really be — ? No, that’s not possible. Before you can reply, he continues: “We’ve been through so much together. You always stood by my side no matter the circumstances, and possess a patience unbeknownst to any human being I’ve ever seen. You’re someone special… someone who I can trust in any situation… and words can’t describe how I truly feel about you. I need to show you how much you mean to me. Anon-chan…” He slowly kneels by your side and looks up into your eyes with a gentle smile. This is it: the moment you’ve been waiting three long years for. Your heart is pounding with anticipation. “I’ve been waiting so long to do this,” he says. “I…” Water starts to fill your eyes. The man lowers his arm and reaches into his pocket with a graceful manner… wait, what’s this? He seems to be having some difficulty pulling out the object. “Hold on… just one second… a-ha!” The man presents to you a special edition Nintendo 3DS XL bundled with Animal Crossing: New Leaf. “I hope your body is ready,” he says with a wink. In the end, you and Reggie stayed up all night in bed playing Animal Crossing together.