tinycartridge:

Super juvenile humor in Animal Crossing, featuring a town called “my butt.” If laughing at this uncontrollably makes me 12 years old, so be it. 

As with all Animal Crossing towns, eventually all this player’s favorite animals will move away from my butt. The player will stop visiting, and my butt will be covered with weeds.

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queerville-ac:

My 2 jock villagers.

Teddy is usually quite sad and pathetic and has admitted that Moose is more of a man than he is and that he looks up to him (despite being about half his height). They’re total bros though.

Teddy’s got issues. A lot of issues.

I’m not sure which of the two is my favourite.

pinkhairpunkboy:

Inspired by clover-town, here’s a little compilation of pictures about Teddy and his issues. :)

I also noticed that (at least in my town) he often seems to walk around with a watering can… for some reason. Is that a jock thing or just something Teddy does because of his issues? (Ceej/Scribs suggests there’s actually booze in that watering can and he’s drowning his sorrows whenever we’re not looking)

(Source: queerville-ac)

whitneysentourage:

no homo

whitneysentourage:

no homo

(via Animal Crossing — bees by ~Satsy)

animalcrossingcity:

happy winter :D

harajukucrossing:

You may not know but my Animal Crossing game got erased so I had to make a new town. I was transferring over my backup file and the maps the items and the neighbors until I turned it on and went to see if my game was changed…It sure was. I went to go work for Nook and he told me to go see everyone that lived in my town I went to go see Wolfgang, Marina and so on and so on…

That is…until I saw Whitney. You can say she was fused together with Purrl

As you can see, it’s Purrl texture on Whitney. She’s not SO bad, but the thing she said in the picture made me crack up (YEA RIGHT WHITNEY)

Then I went to go see Teddy… “IT’S ALIIIIIIVE!!!” He so ugly, and I showed it to my mom and she’s like “Ewwww why is he ugly”

You tell me.

(DAT FACE)

He has Rasher’s texture. But anyways, I guess I’ll have to change them back to the way they’re suppose to be…*sigh*

(Source: dolcecrossing)

mustveknockedupsunshine:

“i gotta be honest: i have NO clue what it says”

(Source: nana-ri)

so once upon a time when i was in 1st grade, my friend liked to fuck with me. we both played animal crossing, so this kid decided to take it upon himself to scare the crap out of me so i would be afraid to play long enough for him to steal all my stuff. so he told me a very elaborate story that was essentially that teddy was secretly a terrorist and on the last day of the month he would put dynamite behind my person’s house and kill me when i was asleep and then when i turned on the game the next time i played, my town would be full of dead bodies and teddy would sell my organs to tom nook to feed his addiction to turnips.

i didn’t play for awhile after that. 

(Source: absol)

These are my current villagers in City Folk. NOT PLEASED.